The spies are sent by Jerry to investigate the disappearance of Rad Smitt, one of Hollywood's most famous romantic leads. They find out that Rad, though acting a bit strangely, isn't missing at all, and, in fact, has no memory of being kidnapped. But after one of the world's top soccer players, Alessandro, and a famous teenage heartthrob, Jason Wiebler (parody of Justin Bieber), also disappear, the girls discover that Captain Hayes (villain from Season 3 episode "Evil Airlines Much?" and Season 5 episode "Evil Hotel") is the one to blame. This time, Hayes is determined to become a celebrity himself, by using a crazy machine he invented that steals celebrities' best attributes! In the B-story, a talent scout comes to Mali-U to check out Mandy... but ends up signing Alex's pet pig Oinky instead!